PMS Boys
Smokin' Clams

Released 1994 by Halt, Dwarf! (cassette only)

  • 01. Intro   0:23 366kb
  • 02. I Like Clams   1:24 1477kb
  • 03. Dumbass in a Minivan   1:44 1629kb
  • 04. 93 Valiums and a Bottle of Wine   2:51 2685kb
  • 05. Richard Nixon   3:16 3071kb
  • 06. Sexual Interlude 1   0:13 211kb
  • 07. Bobby McFerrin's Acappella Rave Song   0:45 708kb
  • 08. Music for Haircuts (indigenous mix)   2:36 2441kb
  • 09. Rhythmic Jam (meditation)   1:36 1509kb
  • 10. Sexual Interlude 2   0:26 414kb
  • 11. Gunk   3:30 3297kb
  • 12. I Walked with a Zombie   1:38 1536kb
  • 13. Imitation Jesus (edit)   2:38 2484kb
  • 14. Gunk Reprise   0:33 528kb
  • 15. Sexual Interlude 3   0:09 149kb
  • 16. Michael's Song (Love Is ...)   1:40 1580kb
  • 17. Sexual Interlude 4   1:00 955kb
  • 18. Stan Part II   2:11 2055kb
  • 19. Music for Haircuts (rhythmic mix)   3:44 3516kb
  • 20. Sexual Interlude 5   0:14 235kb
  • 21. Love/Lust   3:05 2897kb
  • 22. It's Not What You Think   1:20 1254kb
  • 23. Sexual Interlude 6   0:23 373kb
  • 24. Ode to Brainiac   0:19 314kb
  • 25. Sex   3:28 3259kb
  • 26. Sexual Interlude 7   0:09 158kb
  • 27. Doug Will Tear Us Apart   1:54 1799kb
  • 28. Static   0:23 367kb
  • 29. Sexual Interlude 8   0:42 669kb

    • This album is also available as a truly huge zip file (41285kb). Not for dial-up users. If you download ONE song, we recommend downloading "Sex" - it's our favorite.

    Remixed and digitally remastered January 2005 by Rik Lain.

    All of the "Sexual Interludes" and the samples in "Sex" are from a record album featuring Dr. and Mrs. J.C. Wilkie giving a talk on sex at the University of Cincinnati in the early 1960s. Unfortunately that album has passed out of our hands, but if you ever find it, it's a laugh and a half. Dr. J.C. Wilkie is a longtime spokesperson for National Right to Life, which should give you an idea of what we're dealing with here.

    The PMS Boys wrote all the songs except, obviously, "I Like Clams" (Harm Farm), "I Walked with a Zombie" (Roky Erickson), "Stan Part II" (U2), and "Doug Will Tear Us Apart" (Joy Division). Please don't sue us. All the instruments were played by the PMS Boys and Matt Duncan. Also appearing were Tony Paris ("Stan Part II") and Paul Cassidy ("It's Not What You Think").

    Except for the songs we don't own (see above), ALL THESE SONGS ARE IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN. That means you are welcome to download them, use them, and/or distribute them however you wish. Please credit the PMS Boys if at all possible, however. Thanks.